Look 20 years younger WITHOUT spending money or being duped by marketing 💩! Here’s how. Lean in….tell everyone you’re 20 years MORE than you actually are. You will be PUMMELLED with compliments about how great you look.

Example for someone who is 42 years old. Pretend you, being 42, are walking outside, and you happen to pass by someone and it is before noon. Here is the probable word exchange that will happen:

OTHER PERSON: “Good morning!”

YOU: “Good morning to you. I’m 62.”

OTHER PERSON: “Heh???? What do you DO to look SO darned good??”

YOU: “Tee hee, tee hee” and you continue on your way, but NOW your are positively glowing and radiant from the compliment NOT from some B.S. marketing for some stupid cream that doesn’t do anything to make you look younger.

Example for someone who is 35. This takes place in a grocery store, while you’re pawing through apples, looking for those that are NOT bruised, because you DESPISE bruised apples.

OTHER PERSON: “OMG, are you also looking for UNbruised apples?”

YOU: “Yes I am. I am also 55 years of age.”

OTHER PERSON: “Sakes. You. Look. FABulous!. What’s your secret?!”

YOU: “Oh, I don’t know…” then you throw an apple at the OTHER PERSON and run into the cereal aisle so they don’t ask to see your I.D. because then your story would be shown to be a fraud, Maude. Here too you bask in the compliment being all glowy and radiant, like the example above but without the humiliation of being duped by some unscrupulous marketers selling over-priced skin cream in a jar.

Example for someone who is 88. This scenario takes place at an indoor public swimming pool.

OTHER PERSON: “Are you here for the senior’s free swim?”

YOU:“Eh?”

OTHER PERSON: “The senior’s free swim…is that why you’re here?”

YOU: “Speak up, I don’t have my hearing aids in because it’s almost time for the senior’s free swim. I’m 108 dern it!”

OTHER PERSON: “Great, but why do you have your water wings on already? You don’t….oh….oops…never mind, those aren’t water wings.”

O.K. well, maybe you can’t fool ALL of the people ALL of the time.

Da Bomb cream feels nice on your skin, it does NOT feel heavy once you’ve rubbed it in, and you don’t need much of it because it’s rich (but NOT greasy. I HATE greasy stuff on my skin!)

$19 for a 50 mls. glass jar.

2 scents to choose from:

• Creamsicle (Orange & vanilla blend)
• Lavender

YES, there is preservative in here.

Featuring local Water Buffalooo tallow!

WHAT PEOPLE WHO’VE TRIED IT, THINK OF DA BOMB

This cream is amazing! I was a bit apprehensive about how well this cream would absorb when I first tried it. The consistency is very thick, and for the first couple of minutes after applying it, there was a slight ‘oily’ feel to my skin. But just a few more minutes and WOW! That ‘oil’ is absorbed and my skin just feels soft and smooth. The scent is delicious and brings back summer memories of Creamsicles.

KC, Comox

This is like an even creamier version of the Something Special Lotion. I love the creamsicle scent. AB, Comox

It was thicker than I expected, but the smell was amazing! I probably wouldn’t use it on my face regularly because of the thickness but it was so smooth and non greasy that it’s perfect for legs, elbows, hands etc.

DP, Royston

After 10 mins, the cream is well absorbed and hands feel soft and moisture-nourished. I love it’s thick creamy rich texture, the orange-sickle smell and an after-feel that subtle and not greasy at all.

CV, Comox

This cream feels like a dream. Non-greasy, buttery soft. My dried out hands feel smooth and I even put it on my face for overnight. My skin is pretty sensitive and is LOVING this. So glad to find a local cream I love!

EB, Merville

I have very harsh dry skin in some spots on my face and the cream made that area feel soft and supple within minutes.

SG, Courtenay

It is a great product! I am happy to support a local skin cream manufacturer.

JM, Comox