Swell Cream - Crevices

  • By Skin Goop
  • 18 Jan, 2020

“Hey Pat, I’m giving a talk to the local mountaineering group on the weekend.”

“That’s great Kelly. I’m happy for you.” said Pat. “That cake you’re icing looks great, by the way”.

“Thanks Pat! I’m also doing a hands-on demonstration, can you help me out?” asked Kelly while adding delicate roses to a 5-layered cake under construction.

“Ah! You need help carrying in the carabiners and rope?”

“Well, no. I want to show the group the dangers of crevices without the danger of going near a real crevice in snow, dig? You have disgustingly HUGE crevices on your dry, dry heels. They are a fanTAStic small-scale example of a crevice, you see?” explained Kelly.

The beautifully decorated 5-layer cake with delicate roses Kelly was working on, ended up, somehow, in Kelly’s hair…and ears….and all over the room.

Hate when that happens….

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