Got lots to clean? No need to mope!
Get some Citrus Scrubby Soap.
From filthy hands to sticky pitch,
CSS cleans like a b!tch!
Plant goo gummed-up garden shears?
With CSS, no need for tears!
Your roasting pot has burnt-on food?
CSS will clean it goooood!
Say good-bye to bathtub ring,
With CSS you’ll laugh & sing.
Ground-in dirt & sap on socks?
Rub in, rinse. Wow, this stuff rocks!
Bike grease on your leg’s no fun,
With CSS, it’s gone, you’ve won!
Douglas fir pitch fell in her hair!
Must we really shave that bare?
No need, no need, with CSS,
A squirt or two will clean that mess.
Permanent marker on your floor?
With CSS, it ain’t no more!
Your toilet bowl will gleam and shine,
With CSS, your throne’s divine.
After all this cleaning, you’ll yell “Hooray!”
For CSS has saved your day.