Got dirty hands and stinky feet?
Skin Goop soaps just can't be beat!
Soft Rose, Lilac, Creamsicle too!
Wash with these, clean away that goo.
Our lavender soap has lavender buds,
Did you know ruminants chew their cuds?!*
There's also soap that smells like lily,
If you no likee, you're just plain silly!😜
Lavender 'n Lemongrass is oh-so-great!
It'll make you want to roller skate!
If you like flowers, you'll like Gardenia,
Put on a hat and go to Sardinia.
Coffee & vanilla is the newest sensation,
Wash with this for instant elation.
Skin Goop soaps will clean your body,
But if you like dirty, then you are naughty!
*Cuds is incorrect since cud is already plural. Please allow for ‘poetic license’ here 😆
Listen to that! That’s the sound of hair being gently cleaned.
Wet the bar, either IN the bag, or removed from the bag. Rub it over your hair until you think you have enough of a lather ‘going’. Massage your scalp too! Be sure to make horns with your lathery hair. Rinse.
If your hair/scalp is a little oily or you’ve been throwing mud pies around, a repeat of the lather and rinse might be a good idea.
Apply the bar in a combing motion over your wet hair, concentrating on the ends. Run your fingers repeatedly through your hair to distribute the conditioner. Leave it on while you wash the rest of yourself. Rinse off, leaving behind as much conditioner as your hair needs.
Notice that the conditioner is not applied to the scalp much. It’s the ends of the hairs that suffer the most abuse from combing, brushing, drying, towelling, and being subjected to terrible movies.
Why do we call Super Duper Cream 'super'? Because of results like these.
C.K. - using Super Duper Cream on her hands
I've used prescription cream in the past, and while I got results, I often had relapses (so to speak) because the Rx cream has a petroleum base (like Vaseline) which caused my skin to itch. I'd scratch and undo some of the healing. The Rx cream wasn't a good fit. I've also tried otc creams advertised to work on skin suffering from eczema but those various creams could also sometimes be too greasy - causing itchiness."
Here's what happens when you put Something Special Lotion on your special somethings.
E.H. using Something Special Lotion on her head
S.H. went to the doctor with her baby because there were some irritating areas on her little kid's head. The doctor was going to write out a prescription, but then forgot about it. When she got home, she decided to try the Something Special Lotion. She sent me these photos.
Ow, my lips are cracked and bleeding
Look at those sharks & their frenzied feeding.
Also works on a red, raw nose
So much better than a garden hose.
We use beeswax, a very fine thing
From local honey bees, makes ya wanna sing!
What makes Kissy Lips so good for you?
Awesome rich tallow from local buffaloo
Kissy Lips! Kissy Lips! Gimme that stuff!
Coffee, Creamsicle, I can't get enough
Kissy Lips! Kissy Lips! Puts me in bliss
Pucker up, hurry up! Give us a kiss!
Here are the results of a number of tests we've done using our Citrus Scrubby Soap on various dirty or stained items.
Douglas Fir Sap
The Douglas Fir in our yard is crying (dripping sap). Those ‘tears’ are mighty sticky! CSS gets the sap off easily.
After a nice hike along some dusty trails, my socks are filthy!
Got lots to clean? No need to mope!
Get some Citrus Scrubby Soap.
From filthy hands to sticky pitch,
CSS cleans like a b!tch!
Plant goo gummed-up garden shears?
With CSS, no need for tears!
Your roasting pot has burnt-on food?
CSS will clean it goooood!
Say good-bye to bathtub ring,
With CSS you’ll laugh & sing.
Ground-in dirt & sap on socks?
Rub in, rinse. Wow, this stuff rocks!
Bike grease on your leg’s no fun,
With CSS, it’s gone, you’ve won!
Douglas fir pitch fell in her hair!
Must we really shave that bare?
No need, no need, with CSS,
A squirt or two will clean that mess.
Permanent marker on your floor?
With CSS, it ain’t no more!
Your toilet bowl will gleam and shine,
With CSS, your throne’s divine.
After all this cleaning, you’ll yell “Hooray!”
For CSS has saved your day.
When I think of times that I have stunk,
And was mistaken for a skunk,
I cannot help but utter a cry,
Over something that I did not buy! 😭
But all’s not lost, I’m happy to tell,
I’ve found a way to stop the smell,
Skin Goop deodorant (for you) and me!
Apply to the pits, and you’ll say “Hee hee!
Toodloo you stench and aroma most foul!
Now, open the door so I may howl!”